Jersey Reality Shows Reviewed– Part One: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

As a native Jerseyan, I decided to review 3 reality shows based in my home state. Mostly because I hate the fact that this is how we’re represented… With bitchery and douchebaggery.

For this 3-part experiment, I’ve picked, The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Jersey Couture,and Jersey Shore.

I’ve never actually seen a whole episode of any of these shows before, so I’m not looking forward to it. Once I watch them, I can’t UN-watch them. And that’s what frightens me. So many years in ignorant bliss– assuming these were awful shows, but having no concept of the severity of awfulness.

Hopefully the endeavor will be worth the ensuing years of nightmares.

My Review of "Whitney"

I have been wanting to do a hit piece on the awful sitcom, “Whitney” for a while now. I’ve been kinda lazy about it, but certain factors have reinvigorated my hatred. One factor is that it was actually renewed for another season. Apparently NBC has tapped into that key demographic of, “folks who love recycled premises and jokes they don’t have to think too hard about.” You know… the demographic that kept,According to Jim on the air for eight f*cking seasons.

My entry in Cracked.com’s “If Video Game Characters Snapped” photoshop contest.

My entry in Cracked.com’s “If Video Game Characters Snapped” photoshop contest.

My review of the 1993 T&A flick, "Buford's Beach Bunnies"

In my efforts to make my website more about humor and not just cartoons, I bring you  KeyToons: Late Night Reviews. Every now and again, I’ll review some cheesy B-movie, awful TV show, crummy literature, or Senate Appropriations Bill, (okay… probably not the last one…)

Click the link for my review of the 1993 romp, “Buford’s Beach Bunnies”

If a tree falls in the gutter….

If a tree falls in the gutter….

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